What would you ask Ask Boz?

Lee Anne, New York

Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you! Clearly, you didn’t read the asktation that mentioned the treaty of Knockwurst, otherwise you would know that Ask Boz was forbidden to ask Ask Boz. Until now! Because the treaty was also a magic spell, which could only be broken when an innocent virgin kissed us, or a sullied hussy, such as you, asked Ask Boz about asking Ask Boz. So now we are free to ask ourselves anything. Anything!

So what would Ask Boz ask Ask Boz? Questions, that’s what! Silly! Ummm, what? Say it again, just louder…. Oh…. Right. Yeah, I guess that was sort of obvious. Mhmmm. Oh, Ok. So you want the actual questions Ask Boz would ask Ask Boz. No problemo! Here we go:

1. What is the weight of the universe in pennies?
2. Is Iluvatar really God?
3. Can trilogies be four books?
4. What if I lick a Tootsie Pop more than three times? Am I doomed to Hell?
5. Why do libraries lie?
6. Were Ookla the Mok and Chewbacca the same character?
7. How many fingers am I holding up?
8. Can they really settle our tax debt for pennies on the dollar?
9. Why are there so many episodes of Final Fantasy?
10. Could you have a reverse Blow Pop? Shouldn’t the name be “Pop Blow,” anyways?

Ask Boz

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