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1/21/09

Dear Boz,
Cake?
 Sam,


Dear Sam,

Why, yes, please. Thank you so much.

Shall we sit at the table? Uhhhmm, just let me move these things. Good. We'll put the cake right here, and you sit there Sam. So the cake is between us.

OK. So. Plates and forks, I guess, and a cake knife. Do you want milk? Good. I think milk goes so well with cake.

Here's your milk. Let me put mine down. And, there's the plates. Don't worry, I didn't carry the forks under my arm for long. Ha ha. But that reminds me. Napkins!

Here you are. I realized, I haven't even looked at the cake! Oh, my, marzipan. You really went all out, Sam. How much did it cost?

That much! Well, really, Sam, thank you! You've touched me and I think I like it!

Yes, I do say things sometimes. It's just my nature. There's a piece for you. And one for me!

Mmmm. Creamy and fruity. What a great cake!

You know, we really should do this again, Sam. But next time it's my turn. Maybe pie?

Cheers,
Boz

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