I saw a billboard that said "Clowns hate Tangelos." What is a tangelo and why do clowns hate them?

Assman

The tangelo appears to be some sort of government attempt at a superfruit. It's a cross between a papaya, a watermelon, and a cat. Or something like that. We actually didn't look it up. A lot of Ask Bozzes are on vacation now, and frankly, we're just playing a lot of poker and setting up sting operations to catch pedophiles, and stuff like that.

As to why clowns hate them, that shouldn't come as a suprise. Clowns are the angriest people on the planet. Why do you think they have to paint great big smiles on their faces? So they can disguise the murderous intent hidden in their withered little hearts. The white face make-up is to cover the angry red blotches that appear whenever they see other things they hate, like butterflies, babies, supermodels, and funny cars. You never should get too close to clowns, unless you are already scared of them. You see, clowns only love people who fear them, because only people who fear them truly understand them. It's a strange world. We'll leave off with a warning: don't ever go over to the clown car after the "last" clown has left. It is a war zone inside that thing as it carenes around the big top. You don't want to face the horror of seeing the still smiling clown corpses left behind.

Anyways, just for fun, we at Ask Boz Central are working on the "clowntangelo" - the fruity clown that hates itself. We'll let you know when it's done. Don't be impatient - most of our geneticists are in a conference in North Korea... hard to say when they'll be back.

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