First Name: Tuaca ...... Location: MI
Question: does he like me?

Does he ever! He likes when you twirl that little strand of hair around your finger when you're nervous. He likes that you still call shoes "kicks" and strong men "diesel." He likes that you thought the lyrics to the Stone's song "Beast of Burden" were "I'll never be your pizza burnin' " Hey, we listened - it does sound like that, sorta.

We, however, have some reservations about you. For instance, when you pretend to throw the ball to your dog, then hide it behind your back, you still feel superior. Do you really think exploiting the limitations of a friendly and loyal beast makes you look better? You know the dog doesn't feel burned, right?

Then there's that dirty little secret. You know the one. When you were in high school, and you discovered that there was still a "Hitler Youth" Scholarship Fund, and you thought, hey, what the heck, and wrote that essay "The Fifth Reich is Better than the Third By Two Reichs." Oh, you felt justified when it somehow won that "Seventeen" Magazine essay contest, but really, Tuaca, wrong is wrong.

Still, we here at AB.C think that the two of you will have a long and healthy relationship. We're sure you'll find a way to explain the outfit and your once yearly trips to "The Fatherland." Just tell him goose-stepping is the new line dancing. So, we wish you luck in love, T-Dog!

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