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2/17/11

Dear Ask Boz,

- What are the 23 secret flavors of Dr. Pepper?
Mr. Pibb

Dear Mr. Pibb,


1. Alpine scent.
2. Pinch of Balrog.
3. Farfegnugen.
4. Tumeric.
5. Cayanne Pepper.
6. Lemon Zest.
7. Fornication.
8. Ennui.
9. Doctors.
10. Pepper.
11. Sugar.
12. Bavarian Hops.
13. Distilled Leprosy.
14. Confit of Muppet Baby.
15. Internal Conflict.
16. Opium.
17. Ringo.
18. Chutzpah.
19. Roofies.
20. Cocoa.
21. Natural Colorings.
22. Dung Beetle Carapace.
23. The 23 really secret flavors.

Boz


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