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From Kevin: "In response to cow whisperer, the day that cow's will rule the earth is closer than you think."
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Thanks, Kevin. Rest assured, we are fully prepared for any cow invasion. We have erected a giant “cow-zapper” that will attract, and yummily sizzle, any cows that dare assail the great Ask Boz compound! We appreciate your input and have raised our “Cow Armageddon” threat level to puce! Stop in if you want to see the sweet, sweet sight of Cow Legions being reduced to steaks and chops by our superior weaponry and cutlery! Viva Carnivore!

From Lee Anne, Askatater of "Free Askbozy!"

Though I've heard that using all caps intimates a raised voice of anger and frustration, can I truly shout at you if you can't actually hear me? And by "shout", are you using the cool lingo - like "I wanna give a shout out to all my hussies back home" - or am I actually only supposed to respond to this link if I'm angered or frustrated that you called me a hussy (though I'm not - I'm embracing my origins), and what if I grit my teeth and spit-whisper when I'm angered and frustrated so "shouting" isn't really what I want to convey, do I italicize or do I perhaps change the font color? Is there a spit-whipserataskboz.com link that I missed?

No. We actually want you to shout at your computer. We’ll hear it. And we promise no one will think you are strange for doing it, even if you do it in an internet café. We had to take down spit-whipser@askboz.com because there’s no such word as “whipser.” Although “whipser, why I hardly know her” would be fun to say, especially in our Gollum voice.