First Name: rayane ...... Location: lebanon
Question: flexibility/being open-minded

Not really a question, is it, rayane, dear? Unless slashes in between "note-style" adjectives is considered a question. Like, if we write "derangement/prevent or embrace" we're wondering whether to accept or reject wild craziness. When we say: "hungry/location eaty stuff" we are merely enquiring for the nearest eatery, preferrably one with a scrapple loaf whose every fried pore is just dripping essences of scrapple. Yes, "love/exciting and new" or "enlargement/satisfy partner" would all be questions in lebanon, and the whole world. It would be the end of question prejudice, and would usher in a new age of "free-form questioning" that is destined to confuse the hell out of everybody.

So maybe we haven't been open minded about what a question is...Wow. This really makes us think. Why do we need questions to be in question form? Has anyone ever asked a question what it wants? What if a question wants to end with a period. Shouldn't it be able to. Or if it wants to end with that tricked-out period, the EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!! Oh, the poor, sweet, hot, curvaceous ?

You'll be happy to hear, rayanne, that our "Inclusiveness is the Best Clusiveness" Committee is working on our inclusiveness slogan, the present draft of which is: "Laugh at Ask Boz or SCREW YOU!!" (Yes, that is in question form.) And, while we are also willing to amend our tractate "A Question Without a Question Mark is Like an Aquarium Without a Pirate Cave," understand that, as far as open-mindedness, we have long time Super-Ape prejudices that are simple and blunt: we're pro-us and anti-you.

But stay opened minded about us. That way, you can try our Indentured Servitude Program, featuring a free first week, and breakfast every New Years morning, served from 6:10 to 6:15 AM. We will put you through a ten year ordeal of pain and cruel labor, than release you back to your outrageously dull life; however that same life will then appear so much better, because it doesn't include such Super-Ape humiliations as: "Butter Day," "The Celery Stalker" and "The Dance of the Flaming Cauldrons II - Cauldorns Times Three.org." You will see each moment where you are not being pursued by a mob of Super-Apes in heat, all weilding heavy sticks and fat, round throwing rocks, as a day that is as rare as hearing the sounds of the wings of ever-shouting geese, or witnessing an Amish Throwdown.

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