Fun Facts!

Thus far, that is all we have from the earliest days of Ask Boz research. Should more come up, we will keep you posted. Now we leave you with a few Ask Boz Early History fun facts!

1. It is estimated that there would have been thousands of Ask Bozzes from the dawn of intelligent man to the beginning of the historical era alone.
2. Assyrian kings wore a ceremonial headdress shaped like a question mark to honor Ask Boz. All Archeologists agree with this conclusion, except the jerky ones.
3. Ask Boz has been identified as more than just humans. We have been dragons, popinjays, ichthyologists, and matadors, to name just a few animal species.
4. The joke “Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt” has been traced back to hieroglyphs known to have been painted by Ask Boz.