Dear Ask Boz,

Hu am Boz?

How you at, questionaire? Boz am answer people. You go: "Yo, da Boz, what be the square root of pantyhose?" and Boz go "Dear friend, Watcha mean, jerky, you stupud hippy-hop bling-bling mega-idiot. It's 12." Or suntin' like dat. And da people that reads it laugh, and Ask Boz don't ka-no why. Is dem stupid? Why dontcha take Ask Boz surious, like da Prez or suntin'? For shizzle! We just gibbon da answers to be loved, and da people laughs at us. Nasty Hobbitses. Gollum!

Boz just like everybody elses, accept the third arm and extra-long fingernails and da evil Barbies that run da Consechsshun Stand. We wanna be luvd even tho we bean cruel to you, baby ... Ask Boz gots to get theirs, Bozzatches!

You stinks like dead monkey.

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