Ask boz, are you missing a chromosome?

No, actually. But we do have the "Z" chromosome. The z chromosome increases our "funerocity" by fifty percent over those with only x and y. However, it gives us disgraceful body odor, thick ankles, and an overwhelming desire to take 4th grade standardized tests. Besides the smell, you can always spot people who "got the z" by our third arm. It is called the "beer arm," because it can only lift 12 ounces at a time. No more, no less. So no ponies or 40's for the old beer arm.

So, essentially, we are all overweight, smelly drunks with cankles, who are either writing HI-larious posts on websites or answering questions like: Which of these animals gets its energy by eating other animals?

1. A a cow
2. B a wolf
3. C p-nut
4. D a horse

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