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5/23/13 - What is inside an empty box?

4/16/13 - Which would win in a fight, a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich?

2/12/13 - How do you replace a windshield on a Skid Steer?

1/8/13 - What reality show would you develop?

11/7/12 - An existential hero story

9/12/12 - Do you believe in the spiritual properties of Ayahuasca?

7/29/12 - What should humanity aspire to?

6/25/12 - Is the proof really in the pudding?

5/28/12 - Why do Monkeys love bananas?

4/30/12 - Why are they called Ewoks if the name wasn't used in Star Wars?

4/1/12 - What is Frolf?

2/26/12 - Can you drink 100 beers in 24 hours?

1/25/2012 - Do hermalphadites have balls?

12/23/11 - Can you eschew a nickname?

11/25/11 - What do you think about reincarnation?

10/29/11 - When will CL&P turn my power back on?

10/18/11 - What would Ask Boz ask Ask Boz if Ask Boz could ask Ask Boz?

9/28/11 - Why won't my beard attach to my mustache?

8/24/11 - What three people would you bring to a deserted island to ask you questions?

8/5/11 - Who's your favorite Laff-A-Lympics team?

7/18/11- Do girls really fart?

7/6/11 - Is the moon made of cheese?

6/17/11 - Does the vortex make a difference?

4/20/11 - Who's cooler than you?

4/1/11 - Why is work so hard?

3/20/11 - Will I win the lottery?

2/17/11 - What are the 23 secret flavors of Dr. Pepper?

2/5/11 - How can I catch a Leprechaun?

1/13/11 - How can I make math seem fun?

12/15/10 - What's the best way to 3:17 PM 3/20/2011 remove body hair?

11/22/10 - What's up with Northfaces and Ugg boots?

10/31/10 - If you could be a shapeshifter would you be a lion?

10/5/10 - Why did my team get disqualified from Sectionals?

9/21/10 - What do you think about making love?

8/31/10 - Who would win in a fight between ninja and Jedi?

8/4/10 - Waaasuup?

7/12/10 - What is the meaning of life?

6/23/10 - If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make any noise?

6/14/10 - Is the Ask Boz water bottle BPA safe?

5/31/10 - When will we ever be good enough?

5/18/10 - Who would you save from falling off of a cliff?

4/30/10 - Who would win in a fight, a panda or a giraffe?

4/18/10 - How can I be a better heckler?

4/12/10 - How do you know when you're imaginary? Part II and III.

3/15/10 - How do you know when you're imaginary? Part I.

2/21/10 - Why is there only one female Smurf?

2/11/10 - What makes Frisbee so Ultimate?

1/26/10 - Why does your belly stick out when you make sexy poses?

1/12/10 - How will beer change the world?

12/25/09 - Why do I hate Christmas?

12/19/09 - How do birds fly?

11/27/09 - Is Ultimate Frisbee a real sport?

11/12/09 - Are you straight?

10/30/09 - What should I wear for Halloween?

10/13/09 - What turns men on/off?

9/29/09 - Should Coach have put in Uncle Rico during the State Championship?

9/14/09 - Should I go out with Luke or Teodor?

8/20/09 - What is your real name?

8/5/09 - Why does my bum itch?

7/29/09 - Guinness Record Felonies

7/17/09 - What am I getting fat?

7/8/09 - What should a 5-year-old watch on TV?

6/27/09 - Why does Boz where underwear on his head when he visits New Hampshire?

6/10/09 - Will Archie really marry Veronica?

6/1/09 - What happened to partying like it's 1999?

5/21/09 - Is the universe finite or infinite?

5/5/09 - What happened to my leopard skin tights?

4/27/09 - How do I become a freak?

4/18/09 - Have you ever been in a pickle?

4/1/09 - What does a saint have to do to get a holiday?

3/24/09 - How to answer a tough costumer service question.

3/11/09 - What's with the green potato chip?

3/2/09 - Who is Pippy the Tipsy Puppy?

2/21/09 - Dig Queen Eliabeth really have six fingers?

2/14/09 - Is Valentine's Day a secret pagan ritual?

2/6/09 - If I have a hand full of nickels, how much does a gray suit cost?

2/1/09 - Is Ask Boz a front for Eastern European mail-order brides?

1/22/09 - Cake?

1/15/09 - Why are pizza boxes square when pizzas are round?

1/8/09 - What colour is the limo that got crushed by the tree?

1/1/09 - What are your New Years resolutions?

12/25/08 - Is Santa spying on us?

8/8/08 - How Ask Boz destroys the planet.

7/24/08 - Is "Ape Man" by the Kinks your theme song?

7/17/08 - Are you a green bear?

7/11/08 - Is my co-worker a hippy?

7/6/08 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of an AskBoz-Pop?

6/29/08 - Is Ask Boz down with OPP?

6/21/08 - What is Charlie Brown's sister named?

6/12/08 - Why are stop signs red?

6/3/08 - Do you get a lot of sexy questions?

6/1/08 What Gender is Boz?

5/21/08 - Life, the Universe, Everything and 42.

5/1/08 - Count me in.

4/22/08 - Somebody love us!

4/16/08 -Whats up with all the hipster d-bag wannabe's riding fixed gear bikes?

4/10/08 - Why do quitters never prosper?

4/1/08 - Do you have a repair manual for a 743 Bobcat?

3/26/08 - Am I a good mother?

3/17/08 - How can I make a ton of money doing nothing?

3/11/08 - Ask vs. Ask Boz

2/28/08 - Will my love for Micke last forever?

2/19/08 - Will we be stuck here?

2/11/08 - Why am I still hooked?

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