Name:sierra (this is not
Location: made up)
Question: whoa whoa. i just read your threesome answer. do you get asked a lot of sexy questions?

Well, we here at the AB.C have a different interpretation of what is sexy. You see, Sierra, as voluntarily wild animals, things like threesomes are not considered risque. In fact, most Super Apes have had several threesomes soon after becoming sexually mature at 42 years old. For us, sexual acts, whether done solo, with a single partner, or by several hundred Apes gathered in a field drinking Peanut Wine, are considered quite normal and tame.

That's not to say we don't get turned on by things. Global Positioning Devices drive us crazy! Really, anything with the word "position" in it really gets us going. A Sunday employment section is like porn around Ask Boz Central and the Super Ape Compound. And pole position ... whoa.

You want to turn on a Super Ape? Whisper the word "Akimbo." Wishing to titillate one of our kind? Write the word "titillate." Want to really get us going? Show us some of those hot distorted perspective pictures.

Basically, Sierra, starting at the age of 42 we are hot from morning to night. You should come hang out for a while. Human women can be greatly strengthened by marathon orgies with our kind. Maybe this Friday. Bring your boyfriend "Squishy" if you want, but just let him know he is going to have his boundaries widened, if you know what we're saying.

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