Are you That Guy SB?

This is a difficult question to answer. The Ask Boz collective is no one thing or person. But we cannot honestly say we are not "That Guy SB." You see, we found "That Guy SB" wandering around in the background of a film (it was Gigli,... we know, but who could resist the pairing of Affleck and Lopez?) and abducted him. After doing all the necessary invasive and horrifying experiments that we do to anyone we are assimilating, we took him in. As with any other inductee, we hoped that he would bring a new level of humor to the already devastatingly hilarious Ask Boz world, but, sadly, he was only really good at poop jokes. We already had that covered, you see. So he pretty much does most of the cleaning ... toilets and such. Makes a mean grilled cheese, though ... sure, hard to mess one up, but, once you taste a guy's gourmet grilled cheese, it is harder to kill him and eat him.

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