to see is to be

to be is to see

why is b before c then?? huhhh?

Wow! We have never before received such a totally awesome question! Indeed, we would like you to become Minister of Composing Radically Cool Questions, where it would be your responsibility to compose other such fantastic masterpieces as the above! This position pays a generous stipend of 40 million British Krugerands, and you get use of the Ask Boz company tricycle. You are, without doubt, the best asktater ever to ask a tate! NOT!

Ladies, Gentleman, and apes of all genders, whether super or normal, here is the problem with this Asktater. He or she clearly grew up in a Fundamentalist Stupid household. The beliefs or Fundamentalist Stupidanity are based on the "Two-and-a-Half Pillars of Stupidity." These are, one, "Books are made of fire and will burn you," two, "TV commercials are the true source of all scientific knowledge," and half, "The Meaning of Life is cu-." Based on these teachings, innocent young people like our questioner are free to come up with idiotic theories that could be refuted by Tiny Leper Crack Monkeys. "To see is to be"? Like, what about blind people, Sir Dufus of North Dumberlund?

One more thing: that Tiny Leper Crack Monkeys thing was kind of a product placement. You see, we ended up with about five thousand of the little critters in a Pork Futures deal gone horribly wrong. Don't ask. But, honestly, once you get past the craving produced yowling, the running scabs and the necessity to be constantly cleaning up little monkey limbs, they make great pets. Plus they're a tax write off in all liberal southern states.

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