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8/4/10

Dear Ask Boz,

Waaasuuup?
Kim

Boz: Kimmy! Waaasuuuuup! You have anything to say to the people?

Kimmy: This one time at band camp I -

Boz: Whoa! This is a family site! How about something that everyone can enjoy, without the uncomfortable references to unusual musical instrument placement?

Kimmy: Use the force, Luke.

Boz: Luke?! What's Luke doing here? Oh. A light-saber battle. Who's that he's protecting from the Sith? Is that ... is it really ...

Kimmy: Run Forrest! Run!

Boz: It is! Forrest Gump! How the heck did he get mixed up in a Star Wars battle? Shoot, that boy can run!

Kimmy: Di-No-Mite!

Boz: What? Dynamite? Where? Hey, you're right, Darth Nudius is hurling sticks of dynamite at that little cartoon boy in a hoodie!

Kimmy: Oh My God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!

Boz: Wow... Kenny's dead. Again. Is it me, or after awhile is it hard to even take one of Kenny's deaths seriously? It almost becomes a joke. I'll have to write to the creators of South Park and let them know. Still, I feel a little bad. Tell me something to cheer me up!

Kimmy: You were a little hard on the Beaver last night.

Boz: Ohhh. Heh heh heh. Well. I can be over-aggressive at times.

Kimmy: Kiss my grits!

Boz: What!? No need to get hostile. Don't get me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Kimmy: I pity the fool that threatens Kimmy!

Boz: Oh yeah?! Oh yeah?! You just opened up a can of Whup-Ask!

Kimmy: Beam me up, Scotty!

Boz: That's right! Run away! See if I care, jerk!

Kimmy: Live long and prosper.

Boz: YEAH!!! YOU LIVE LONG AND PROS --- .... and prosper, too, Kimmy. Awww. That was really sweet of you to say. Sorry for being such a moron. Great to see ya!

Boz


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