First Name: lucky
Location: UK
Question: How do i get out of work?

Ok, "lucky," if you follow our directions, you will get out with no problems. Now, get up from your cubicle and take a right. Do it now! No, don't take that picture of Mary! She's cheating on you. Stop crying and move, mister!

Good. Go down to to the end of the row. See the door that says "Authorized Access Only"? Well, skip it, you're not authorized. You wouldn't believe what goes on in there. Instead, take a right, then a left through the stairway door.

Stop! Did we tell you to go down the stairs? No, we didn't. Now, go down the stairs. After the third flight, go through the door straight ahead marked "Garage." (BTW, that's pronounced "GAH - raj" not "Geh - ruhgh," Churchill.)

Wave to the attendent on the way by. Yes, we know he has scoreboard eyes (one "home," one "away"), so just kinda look at the bridge of his nose and smile. Say one of those nice English phrases like "Cheerio" or "Top of the morning" or "Aloha."

Go down to row D-11. Your car is the third one from the left. No, not the Jaguar. You drive one of those little Euro-boxes that all you Frenchies seem to like. Turn the key, drive to the gate, put your card in the slot, and head out to freedom. Of course, freedom means being broken hearted about Mary and cold Ramen noodles, but that's what the coalition is fighting for, so you better be proud!

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